Ruffian Fall 2011. I'm going to have to stop you right there...

I know I post a lot of gifs like a 12 year old Tumblr virgin but honestly you guys I need to bust this one out

Ruffian designers Claude Morais and Brian Wolk, I love the 80's too. Like, I love the 80's real bad but spaghetti straps? Bitches please. And just so you all don't think I'm an epic armchair critic cunt I will post something that I liked from the collection. 

I'm kidding. That's a screen-grab from Romy and Michele's Highschool Reunion. 

This lace dress is beautiful. I love the sleeve detail and the hem. You'll also notice how they've layered and cut the centre-front. It curves inwards creating a slimming, skinny bitch effect. 

Jeremy Scott: King of Trash (the good kind)

Deliciously tacky fall collection from Jeremy Scott. There was a religious theme with tops that had a stained glass cross that was machine-embroidered recalling perhaps something you’d pick up from a souvenir shop. It may or may not have been a reference to Christian Lacroix who did a very similar top in the 80’s.

The bright stained glass colours then led on to big-possibly plastic-rhinestones dotted onto sexy thigh high boots and clingy tube dresses that were dripping with metal crucifixes.

The one piece that I’m just dying to have is the drawstring leather backpack smattered with gold Jeremy Scott brand plaques. It’s a 90’s, logo crazy hot mess and I need it.