Apartment Rave

Yup. Looks like I've been home alone drinking goon (boxed/cask wine for my non-Australian drinkers or for those that have any self respect).

Would you be super embarrassed for me if I said I wasn't drunk when I took these shots?

So Tom Ford fragrance ad campaign right?

My amazing 90's anorak with suede-feel sleeve inserts is back for winter! As you can tell by the wrinkles it's been lovingly dumped in my wardrobe all summer. So about this backpack....

Amazing riiiiiiiiight?

I picked it up at a thrift store months ago and was like, you will be mine. I just don't know where I'm going to wear it. Perhaps on my way to the office in 1997? I'd be wearing Adidas runners and would keep tan court shoes in the bag for when I get to work like this bitch...

Mmmm hmmmm

Photo credit: http://seeminglyobscureculturalobservations.blogspot.com/

The reason I'm pantsless is not because I think I've got great pins but because I've hit a clothes crisis. Each new season I try to be all new trends, new look, new clothes, new, new, new and that’s about as far as I go. You may have noticed I’m not Anna Della Russo who has 3 outfit changes per day. PER DAY! I have like 3 per week. Fashion in the No Trends household has recently/a very long time ago ground to a halt. No new clothes have entered my domain and my wardrobe is looking bleaksville, population moi. This is in part due to my recent holiday in South America-which bled me dry- and my general unwillingness to go shopping. But I just scored a shopping voucher from work and I think I'm gonna have a credit card binge and do some online shopping. New shoes, new jeans, bag, watch. Everything. So excitement. 

Never thought I'd have an opportunity to use this raving chicken gif but fuck me in the ass I have. What a world!

Kanye wears Céline. I die inside

It's not like, Kanye you're a dude you can't wear Céline. I could give a fuck. It's the fact that it's a fashion shout out like Phoebe Philo I respect you because I'm in the fashion game too.

Uggggh, he infuriates me because he tries too hard but acts nonchalant and shit.

I could be completely wrong too. Maybe Phoebe Philo sent it to him as a gift for name dropping her on his song Dark Fantasy.

Anyway, time to pull out my Bon Qui Qui gif

Almost forgot to add Lauryn Hill in Jil Sander. 

Like a rhinestone drawstring bag

What an absolutely stunning dress.

Tomas Maier is taking BV in a more edgy direction. It's not as provincial looking as it used to be.

Look at these fucking pants! Don't even try and tell me you're not finger-banging yourself right now

This will get the Wintour seal of approval. She wears a dickload of BV.

Bottega Veneta was relaxed and effortless. Everything was just so, I could do that when in reality the night class sewing course you took won’t get you further than making a drawstring bag with hot-glued rhinestones. Shockingly I’m not talking from personal experience but it’s no stretch of the imagination right?
I actually did do a night class sewing course prior to fashion school. It was once a week and duh I was the only guy. We all had to make a skirt from some fucking Butterick pattern or whatever.

It's business casual bitches

I sat next to a girl who I'm pretty sure was a Puerto Rican maid. She quit after a few weeks. She thought her fabric choice was ugly. She chose a dusty pink crepey fabric which was kinda nice compared to my red cotton drill for $2.99 a metre.
Anyway, I made this ugly super short skirt and on the last day one of the other students half jokingly/half seriously asked me if I was making it for myself. I held the skirt up to her and said "this wouldn't even fit me". It didn't really answer her question.

You know what this bag needs?