If Alexander McQueen weren't cremated he would roll in his grave

Last Monday night the Met had their annual ball to celebrate their new Alexander McQueen exhibition Savage Beauty and the red carpet was one giant hot mess.


Call me crazy but I was kinda expecting this....

But instead got treated to this....

Rosie Huntington Whitely wearing Burberry. Can you fucking believe this bitch? This is Alexander McQueen, not some fucking girls night out at Copacabana in Fitzroy.

Aaaaand this...

I don't know who this ho Jesicca Szchor or Szor or whoever is but this outfit? Inappropes. If I had a child I would do this...

Now brace yourself for this next one and grab some tissues because your eyes may bleed...

At first I was like....

But then I..

Serena Williams, I can't. 

There were just so many bad clothes that night but they weren't all horrible and some people actually wore McQueen. 

Oh silly me, that's not McQueen. They're ALL wearing Stella McCartney. Can you believe she whitewashed the place with her clothes?

Above: Stella McCartney at the Met Ball.

Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty

zomg. This is going to be the best Met exhibition ever. It's a shame I live on the other side of the world and will never get to see it. I crey. Do u crey? It opens on May 4th and runs until July 31st so if you're in New York or near the United States then you must see this exhibition. Fly my pretties, fly!


But for all those who can't make it you can get the book which looks amazing. I was looking at the images above and was like those are some pretty real mannequins. That's because they ARE! 


The photographs by Sølve Sundsbø of collections as diverse as 'Dante', 'Highland Rape', 'Jungle', 'The Birds', and 'Plato's Atlantis', appear to have been shot on mannequins. But, perversely, they were actually photographed on models, the images then being re-touched so they 'looked' like mannequins, the object being to blend both the movement of an editorial shoot with the authority of a museum catalogue.
[Telegraph]


What a great idea but I think we need to give credit where's it due wouldn't you agree Mr Sundsbø?

Yes that's Kim Cattrall. I know right?!