Showing posts with label Alexander McQueen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alexander McQueen. Show all posts

Gay For Grey

I wish I was straight just so I could go gay for grey. Then I'd stay gay coz gay sex is hot. A few months back I posted about my obsession for grey and it seems I may have bitten off more than I can chew. I used an image of this mentally sound woman below as my crazy barometer and I think I've joined her rank.

Just chillin on my cream leather lounge suite in my hand-knitted wool jumpsuit. Whatevs.

BEHOLD!






Just to clear things up: This is not a look. Strictly blogging purposes only. This is all the junk I've been buying this winter. The shoes I'm saving for summer, the pants I got over a year ago from an op shop, the bag is by Herschel (which ps cost me $80 from Revolve Clothing and is $150 on Asos. What a mark-up) So yeah I kinda need some colour in my wardrobe before I start looking like some eccentric rapist. Oh and my room is a fucking mess right? Yeah I don't care.


Other things of note. I got some books last month. Alexander McQueen Savage Beauty and 100 Dresses. The McQueen book is Regina George flawless and 100 Dresses is good too. My September issue of Aussie Harpers arrived too. Meh. Oh and not pictured is Tina Fey's Bossypants whom without there would be no Regina George.







lol. colour

Alexander McQueen Spring Summer 2006 'Neptune' Review


THE RUNWAY



THE DETAILS


THE DISAPPOINTING



THE EDITORIALS





THE VIDEO




This week my Savage Beauty book arrived in the post. As you can imagine I was very excited to tear it open and gawk at all the pictures. It's an amazing book that any avid lover of fashion and art should have. My initial thoughts were that there wasn't enough information on each piece but rather than have a fashion historian critique the clothes they speak for themself. I haven't scoured the book thoroughly but I think they tried to have at least one piece from every collection but I could be wrong. Initially I thought there was nothing from the spring 2006 'Neptune' collection but there were two beautifully tailored black jackets.

And it was Neptune that got me to writing this post. After I'd flicked through the book and marveled at McQueen's genius I started to wonder what his worst collections were. Like any artist's body of work, some collections are burned into our psyche forever whilst others get lost in the mix. But did he have any? And should I be using the word 'worst' in the same sentence as McQueen?

I decided to hunt the web for some reviews and they were mixed...

For two seasons now Mr. McQueen has produced collections that are manifestly commercial - again, causing insiders to complain that the British bad boy has become lazy. This season his clothes have a hard, clean look redolent of the 80's.

"I've done Victorian, I've done romantic," he said. "I wanted to bring sexy back. It's what is missing right now. And Alaïa was sexy for me. It was classy sex." He added, "I have so much respect for him, and I don't even think he will mind." Mr. McQueen is also someone who can get below the fashion surface. Despite the rightness of the minimalist silhouette this collection was all about surface. It grasped the notion of sexiness technically but not with feeling or belief.-Cathy Horyn of the New York Times
[NYT]

Is this the fashion moment for warrior queens in curvy tailoring as sharp as a compass point; or for Grecian tunics cinched with leather harnesses? Alexander McQueen thinks so. He carried his show of Glamazon models by force of energy. But turn the pounding music off and what was there? An image that Azzdedine Alaïa created in the 1980s when the power woman look was a challenge to spacey flower children and a genuine reflection of burgeoning feminism.
The collection, played out in black and white with touches of silver and gold, included taut tailoring with tiny, fluting skirts, gilded chains filling in a scoop front or a goddess gown suspended from a silver harness. But at a moment when women are reasserting their right to look simply beautiful, McQueen's premise went against the movement toward fashion grace.-Suzy Menkes of the International Herald Tribune
[NYT]

Alexander McQueen has changed. The commanding impresario who once took delight in scaring and astonishing his audience with stadium-filling shows and designing at the brink of scandal has—if we're to judge by the past two seasons—joined the regular ranks of ready-to-wear designers who line up their models like soldiers and march 'em on out with the collection.
For night, the part of the show McQueen said was inspired by Greek goddesses, things took a turn for the disappointing—tiny pleated silver lamé dresses, white crystal-beaded gowns and pieces made in bandage wrappings of white or gold elastic. The slot formerly occupied by his showstopping extravaganzas is now serviced by metalwork body costumes with all the finesse of something left over from an eighties sci-fi TV series. Gone, even, are the staggeringly made, couture-grade fantasy gowns that have brought so many brides banging on his door. Though some of his moves are clearly being made in an effort to sell—no criticism in itself—this show, from a designer whose capabilities have won such respect, was a letdown.-Sarah Mower of Style.com


What made Neptune such an anomaly in McQueen's career was it's straight-forwardness both in the clothes and the presentation. 99% of the clothes were wearable. Like, off the rack and straight on your back wearable. No gowns and no real show-stoppers except for a white silk cape embroidered with a phoenix on the back. According to McQueen he wanted to bring sexy back (his words, not mine). I think a lot of his 90's collections featured sex but it was raw, aggressive, nails down your back sexy. Neptune to me was like Hollywood sex, like Versace and in that respect it felt hollow. I completely missed the Alaia references which I feel so stupid about now because they're so painfully obvious. The short skirts, the body-con bandage dresses.

The commerciality of the collection was quite shocking too. He showed everything you would expect from a standard runway show. Daywear, easy to wear separates, handbags, even swimwear. And no runway theatrics. No dress-painting robots, no snow-covered tundras or merry-go-rounds. I wonder what factored into this decision? Was it a financial decision? A push from Gucci Group execs to get some cash injected into the brand? I doubt it. Perhaps it was a psychological break? Season after season people had an expectation that a McQueen show was going to be an extravaganza. And for many seasons he delivered. The Man Who Knew Too Much preceded Neptune and that too felt like a bit of an artistic breather. Instead of dark romanticism he opted for sexy Greek goddesses, not exactly a thoughtful or mind-bending subject.
After looking at this collection several times now I do like it. I don't love it but there's some beautiful pieces and it should also be noted that there's an immense amount of detail in the pieces that is easy to miss. The beading and embroidery is flawless. My favourites were: The all-black jacket/skirt/tights combo worn by Emina Cunmulaj (which p.s. what happened to her? She's so beautiful), the black cape/dress with gold chain belt on Gemma Ward, an immaculately tailored jacket worn with leather shorts and a boxing-style belt, the long white cape-dress.
And the worst? I can't use that word. Call me a wimp, a pussy. Call me biased but McQueen was a genius and I love and respect his work so I'm going to say his most disappointing looks. What appears to be a white silk crepe wrap shirt with obi-style sash was just boring. The same shirt appeared again in black but this time with silver sequined pants. The slinky-somewhat sloppy-beige wrap dress. I think it was mostly the shirts that had me lost.

So while Neptune pales in comparison to McQueen's other collections I still feel that it has classic McQueen references such as harness-like details, leather, sharp tailoring and some ingenious draping. If you get a chance I recommend you watch the video. The show proved he was capable of doing wearable clothes and removing the typical McQueen runway theatrics forced people to focus only on the clothes instead of getting swept up in say, a video installation or what have you. The repercussion was that people felt ripped off. Most notably Sarah Mower who called the collection lazy. I agree with that statement to a point. I think perhaps it was mentally lazy and some of the pieces weren't structurally challenging. But also, why would McQueen need to prove he could do wearable? Anway, I hope you enjoyed reading this. I know it's quite exhaustive but I wanted to shed some light on one of McQueen's less notable collections because there really are some amazing pieces in here.

*sing* Under da sea

The resort collections for 2012 have been quite hilarious. It's like, okay we get it, it's summer so we should be at the beach but whaddya want me to do, wear scuba gear? Fuck yes say a dick-load of designers. 

Ursula. Clearly excited by resort 2012

The whole time I was shopping these images I had that crab Sebastian from The Little Mermaid singing Under The Sea stuck in my head.
 
Under the seeeeeea

Under the seeeeeeea

Under the sea something you and me under the sea

I'm certain those are the lyrics. Ariel would be proud. 

First up...McQ, the Alexander McQueen diffusion line



Alexander Wangs urban sporty swimwear awesomeness



And Stefano Pilati did rope printed skirts and anchor charms. You want these clothes? Well stay away from the buffet when your on that cruise ship yo. 




I am so 1999

I've been wanting a new fragrance for a long time. I currently only have two (Higher by Dior and Kenzo Air) and they're both sporty so I wanted something a little more...romantic? Something less zesty? I'm not a fragrance freak who's all the top notes are too cloying or it's too synthetic. What the fuck are you talking about you perfumista cunt? I'm just jelly that I don't have a nose for fragrance and I'm completely unadventurous when it comes to wearing them. I like to forget that I'm wearing a fragrance. If I can smell it without having to put my wrist to my nose then I'm wearing too much and it annoys me no matter how nice it smells.

I recently went to David Jones to have a look around coz I had a voucher. For those not familiar, David Jones think they're the Harrods or Bergdorf of Australia.

It's funny when you enter the fragrance section of their store because virtually every staff member approaches you to ask if you need help. Compare that with any other department and they could give a shit and are completely unwilling to help. But that's the fragrance section, they don't give a shit either, they just think you're gonna steal something. I'm pretty sure that's sales assistant 101 training. People are less likely to steal if you make their presence known.
That's what I hate most about shopping is the sales assistants. As soon as they say hi it's like ugggh I need to leave now. I just can't browse comfortably and I feel suddenly rushed which is the last thing I want to do with fragrances because finding a new scent isn't easy. And it's because they're watching you from a distance waiting for you to swipe a bottle of Angel. As if!
I looked around for probably less than 5 minutes and smelled a few scents. Burberry Sport, The Beat, something from Kenzo (a sales assistant told me her boyfriend and her Dad or Brother or some other guy have that exact scent. Creepy! Get away from me you mad bitch), Marc Jacobs Bang which in real life has a really cheap feeling decanter. I felt disappointed and started to leave when I saw YSL had their own separate counter from the other stuff and if I haven't professed my love for YSL before then I'll do it now.

This is what happens after I see a YSL collection...

I have that same navy skirtsuit too. Embarrassment.

Below is the Spring 2011 video with Arizona Muse. Adore her if you've got a spare 4 minutes.



I saw L'Homme and initially found it a bit screechy but I sprayed some on my wrist and went to work. For the whole shift I was smelling my wrist and deciding if I liked it. I did so I bought it the next day. The bottle is quite smart too.

So that's the bottle sitting atop Pilot magazine's latest issue. It's quite good though I found it a bit too lifestyle-ish. Needs more fashion. 

If you look up perfume reviews of L'Homme they're not very positive. Boring, unadventurous, yawn but I love it because it's easy to wear which is why so many perfumistas dislike it. One person said it should've been released in 1999 and I'm like fuck yeah 1999 was a grenade of fabulous...



Hrmph, maybs 1999 wasn't such a good year

Aphex Twin with one of the scariest videos ever made. 

Vitamin C. lol
Balenciaga

Alexander McQueen Spring Summer 1999

Kate Middleton's Dress: Get the look for less




I know it's a little late to be blogging about the royal wedding and you've no doubt seen truckloads of images already so I'll just post my favourite one.


I could shed a tear if I still had a heart. 

It's so fairytale but not like Katie Price fairytale..


That cake looks like a giant melted tampon. If tampons could melt. Which I'm pretty sure they would in Katie's sweet sugar tunnel. Aaaand I went too far. 

BUT YEAH....more like this...


So I bet by now you're sobbing and blowing snot into your snuggie and wailing why can't it be me?



Seriously, skip to 1.45 for movie magic. One of my all time favourite films.

Soooo...


I thought-being so fashion myself- that I'd give you some tips on how to get the Kate Middleton look for casual everyday elegance without breaking the budget.


All of the items for this look cost less than $10. Crazy right? 
It's very simple to translate Kate's wedding look into an easy yet elegant look. You could wear something like this on a date at Chili's or maybe even Outback Steakhouse. First you should find something in lace because that featured heavily on Kate's dress but because you want to be able to move around easily you should go with something sleeveless like a halter top. If you can't find a lace top then I'd suggest you find a dress that has lace in it, perhaps some side inserts or a fancy trim. Whether you choose a dress or a skirt is up to you but make sure it's super short. Kate's dress and train was very beautiful but can she pump gas in it? I rest my case. 

Shoes are v v important. They need to be huge, tall, magnificent. Avoid lucite heels because you don't want people to mistake you for an exotic dancer or a lady of the night. 

And top off the look with a sleek hair clip. These can be found at most chemists for only a few dollars. 

With this look it'll only be a matter of time before Prince Charming comes knocking on your door





If Alexander McQueen weren't cremated he would roll in his grave

Last Monday night the Met had their annual ball to celebrate their new Alexander McQueen exhibition Savage Beauty and the red carpet was one giant hot mess.


Call me crazy but I was kinda expecting this....


But instead got treated to this....

Rosie Huntington Whitely wearing Burberry. Can you fucking believe this bitch? This is Alexander McQueen, not some fucking girls night out at Copacabana in Fitzroy.


Aaaaand this...

I don't know who this ho Jesicca Szchor or Szor or whoever is but this outfit? Inappropes. If I had a child I would do this...



Now brace yourself for this next one and grab some tissues because your eyes may bleed...
















At first I was like....



But then I..


Serena Williams, I can't. 

There were just so many bad clothes that night but they weren't all horrible and some people actually wore McQueen. 
Oh silly me, that's not McQueen. They're ALL wearing Stella McCartney. Can you believe she whitewashed the place with her clothes?

Above: Stella McCartney at the Met Ball.

GET INSPIRED




Boot by Jil Sander. Bag by Alexander McQueen. Would you just look at that little skull nesting in fur! So cute. 
Long flowy coaty shit is best for next fall or if you're like me and live in the Southern hemisphere it's best for right now. From top left: Theyskens Theory, Antonio Berardi, Gucci, Gareth Pugh, Alexander Wang, Doo Ri. 
Camilla Skovgaard. I diiiie
Creepy 40's flesh boot by Prada. Weiiiird. And glittery, suede bootie from Miu Miu. Coooool.