ACCESSORY SLUT

Haven't done an accessory slut post for a while and got a half-chub when I saw this delicious leather lunch bag on Tumblr.

DELICIOUS

But then I'd have to co-ordinate it with an entire outfit....

In my dreams I'd want these

But would somehow wind up with these...

And maybe spring for some Chloe leather shorts

But end up getting these off Ebay

Then I go out on the town thinking I look like this

When in reality I look like this

And before you know it my flat becomes a sex dungeon

FUCK MY LIFE