Preedom

So Michael Kors, that delectable honey-glazed ham had this to say about Pre-fall:

"All you writers in the room need to come up with a new word. 'Pre' [as in pre-fall] is disgusting." He continued: "Everyone knows now that resort is important, but because the name 'pre-fall' is so ugly, no one wants to acknowledge that these are the clothes you actually put in your closet.” (For the full article head to Fashionologie bitches).

Do those succulent lips speak the truth? Possibly. So I gots to thinkin about 'pre' words both good and gross.

GROSS GROSS GROSS

Pre-cum

You can read a book about this highly covert male act...

You can buy the book here. I suggest you all buy it. 

Pre-menstrual shedding

 

Pre-nuptial agreement. 

 Rest in sweet pillowy heaven Anna bb gurl

GOOD GOOD GOOD

Premarital sex

If there's one thing you have to do in life it's shaming your family. Why not do it the traditional way? 

Or better yet, have sex with Neve Campbell. 

Primadonna

OK so got a little WAAAAAAAY off topic and I hear you all asking 'but Nigel, what do you think they should change pre-fall to?' Why that's easy: Post-summer